In conversation and while surfing online I often come across phrases that could really make a person wonder if they didn’t know the context of what was said. Some of these are quite humorous and I’ve been keeping a list of them. I thought I’d share them with you, a few at a time. Some of them sound off-color but really aren’t and a few of them are a bit off-color, just so you know. Nothing horrible though. And it will give you the chance to see how my mind works sometimes. Hope you find some of them humorous.
“I have a zit or two right under my nose and they are driving me crazy!”
“Headless bodies hold secrets to migration.”
“And coming from a cat who has run, in a panic, straight into a wall and attempted (repeatedly) to hide himself behind a toilet, that’s saying a lot.”
“For one thing, I can never get my feet to match up.”
