Want to know how to end a pity party really quick-like? Just break the key off in the lock of your dad’s minivan while the two of you are out running errands. That solves your problems pretty darn fast.
It wasn’t my fault, by the way–the key was on its last legs and Dad was actually lucky the key broke at a time when time was not too much of the essence. And thankfully, he has AAA Premium. For times like this…
