Certain mother buys her children bottles of body wash for Christmas stockings, as it has become a tradition/joke.
Said mother has gotten used to children checking bags when they fly to see her.
Said children opt for just carryons this time around.
As you know, the TSA says you can only take 4 ounce bottles of liquids in carryons (in the one-quart ziplocks, of course).
Said bottles of body wash are 12 ounces each.
Said children admit that if said mother gives them money to simply buy new body wash in their hometown, it really won’t happen.
Said mother ends up spending $5 to ship said bottles of body wash that cost a total of $2. Said body wash has now cost $3.50 a bottle–a price said mother would never have spent in the first place.
Said mother is rethinking the body wash idea for next Christmas.
Sigh…






























